I took a banded stack of cash out of my safe, threw it on down on the table... the sound it made was "whack"
I didn't want to deal with banks and taxes, so I bought the car with cash, all in one "whack".
I didn't want to deal with banks and taxes, so I bought the car with cash, all in one "whack".
by MAXXHEW May 18, 2024
Get the Whackmug. 1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
Get the Celery-whackmug. by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019
Get the whack a moledmug. A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.
Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.
Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.
by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015
Get the whack and packmug. by Arbiter19963 January 14, 2011
Get the Weasel Whackingmug. by Skeletard August 19, 2022
Get the Worm Whackingmug. An individual (typically male) who attempts to emulate, either intentionally or otherwise, a similar style of the musician Mac DeMarco.
by PotatoUnicorn January 30, 2020
Get the Whack DeMarcomug.