wet shoe

the act of pleasuring a woman with your foot by laying her on her back and grasping her ankles as if holding two cans of beer and massaging her vagina with your foot.

mike: yo dude, did you band that chick from the party?

dave: naw man, but i did get a wet shoe.

mike: nice.

by patches_4 May 31, 2009

wet mary

A particulary juicy fart.

"Whoo! That wet mary you just ripped is going to leave skidmarks."

by DG in Philly October 7, 2005

Wet Lev

When one licks their finger and sticks it into another’s nose hole. Like a wet Willy except for the finger goes into the nose hole rather than the ear hole. Generally one of the smaller fingers works best because the nose hole is usually smaller.

He gave Sarah a Wet Lev because she did not react to the Wet Willy.

by Countlevula September 28, 2021

wet bagel

The act of pulling out during sex, ejaculating onto your partner's parts, then performing oral sex directly after.

Because it was their two-year anniversary, Tyler gave Tiffany a wet bagel.

by Stephen Vassen April 21, 2007

wet donnie

A man that is quite dirty. Almost as dirty as a birdy.

Oh man that guy is quite the wet donnie

by cping November 23, 2007

Wet Nap

Similar to a wet dream, only shorter.

Keith had a wet nap during chemistry class

by Tom Main February 5, 2003

Wet Dream

The realization that you've been having sex with a hole in your pillow.

Oh man my pillow is now filled with my semen. I guess I had a wet dream.

by xmancrushmonday November 28, 2016