Whale Watcher

Lesbian. Derived from the greek word Whalla watcha snatch. Translated to "one who loves the vag"

Why whales? It must be the blow hole.

That girl jodi is such a whale watcher!

by SamDePree February 27, 2009

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

Rape Weather

Similar to creeper weather but at nighttime. At night when it's dark, foggy, and you can't see shit. And you become paranoid looking around for someone Who is following you.

Mary: Yo, last night I was walking the dog. It was total rape weather. Even the dog knew it.

Lizzy: That must have sucked, I always gets scared when that happens.

by whoiam_13 August 14, 2011

Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012

Snuggle weather

The act of two or more people snuggling during a thunderstorm. Or on a rainy day. Excluding body pillows.

Mike- hey Jen I heard it's supposed to thunderstorm tomorrow.
Jen- Great! Perfect snuggle weather.

by Duncan April 30, 2014

3am watcher

That one person that jerks off to any type of porn after 3am

I am a 3am watcher. Just busted a fat one a few minutes ago. It's currently 3:12am

by UncleMoe6969 May 6, 2020

I'd watch her porno

One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.

fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."

by websteurgeon January 11, 2010