A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.
Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"
A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"
by ZackAkai July 11, 2024
Get the Schrödinger's Wokemug. a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
Get the wokemug. (Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior
by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023
Get the Wokemug. Where you have experienced a massive shift and you start questioning everything in life and all the people around you. Its like youve unlocked a whole new perspective of thinking and seeing things.
by quandale quantavious October 14, 2022
Get the Wokemug. Washington DC is so woke, they no longer have a name for their NFL team... Even though the Indians, Braves, and Seminoles are just as racist.
by Good Bear June 6, 2021
Get the Wokemug. A term mostly used by some people on BandLab named projekt5 and Grøøt, which has a lot of meanings, most notably meaning that a person woke up or that something is amazing. Derived from Grøøt's own song "Daily Routine"
by ran2010 January 2, 2025
Get the I woke up todaymug. A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
Get the Wokenessmug.