A crab waffle is a waffle that basically includes the waffle batter with crab meat added. It was a meal invented by Iggy Azalea in the year 2015 and it quickly became a world favourite dish.
Quote from Gordan Ramsay 'Mmmm, these crab waffles are num num, the lamb sauce got nothin on this shit ma nibba england is ma city'
by WoRdO_jOe October 24, 2017
by Eckel123 April 26, 2020
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by the_real_ash1093 June 06, 2018
Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
by anthony charmichel June 24, 2009
When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.
by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008