victim hat

The victim hat is not a real hat, it is metaphorical. Those who "wear the victim hat" are those who complain that whatever "pain" and "suffering" they are experiencing is caused by the actions of another person or another group of people. This usually results in a demand of compensation (in some form or another) by the one who feels that he or she is victimized, from the one(s) that is causing the victimization.

"Oh dear, I just spilled McDonald's hot coffee and burned myself. Now I will sue them." - Wearing the victim hat

by Gleasonator February 5, 2009

history is written by the victors

A phrase (first stated by Winston Churchill) used mostly by neo-nazis trying to make points about idiotic conspiracies even though they have practically zero evidence on their theories.

Professor: "Over 6 million Jewish people died in the holocaust"

The white conservative kid: "As Churchill said, history is written by the victors..."

by LiberalGarbage June 13, 2018

victoria

if the victoria is a brunette, she is usually one of the most beautiful girls on the planet. she is sweet, kind, loving, friendly, and very energetic. she loves animals and nature. she is never shy and many guys usually like her.

if the victoria is blonde, she is usually an annoying bitch. she is known to spread rumors and talk a lot of shit. blonde victorias usually aren't very stunning either. guys tend to avoid blonde victorias because they bitch about everything and everyone.

1. brunette victoria:

who is that brunette over there?

that's victoria!

wow, she is gorgeous

2. blonde victoria:

this is my girlfriend.

what's her name?

victoria

oh, that explains her face and bitchy attitude

by pseudooooo May 18, 2013

victoria beckham

Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.

"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"

by clairem April 8, 2007

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

by Mike February 17, 2004

victorious umbrella rocket

While jerking off your male partner, insert a colorful drink umbrella into his pee-hole. Continue "choking the chicken" until he is about to erupt, then stand back and wait for the umbrella to FLY!!! (for bonus entertainment, keep track of how great of a distance you can get!)

Last night, Jimmy had the highest score at victorious umbrella rocketing I have EVER SEEN!

by eat March 9, 2007

victoria

Victoria’s a sweet loving female and is beautiful and at the top of the class. She can have a fun night with you if you really get to know her. She’s spontaneous you’ll never know what she’ll do next, she’s honest and trustworthy but most of all loyal to friends especially in a relationship. But let me tell you. She’s about crazy as can be if you get on her wrong side she won’t think twice into doing you how you did her. In other words, stay on her good side

Guy 1: yo yo hear about Victoria ?
Guy2: yeah bro I heard some guy screwed her over and she tried killing him! That’s one crazy girl but I bet she’s down for anything !
Guy1: I heard she’s just fun to be around !

by Realtrapshit May 1, 2018