Not to be confused with Wine Vagine, Vagine Wine is actually quite the opposite. Vagine Wine is the liquid gold that cums out of your girl that is as precious as a 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon. If you get to the point where the Vagine Wine is flowing, keep doing it.
by MasonWhitlam April 29, 2024
Adam: Your mum's a twat!
John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!
John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!
by The12yo January 10, 2022
Don't even bother dating men. The new problem is the vaginization of the US male population. A crying shame!
I was doing a little online dating until I figured out it was a waste of my time due to the vaginization of the US Male Population, particularly in the Northeast and California. Thank God for the South!
by Queenie from SalesNATION March 08, 2025
‘how did she die?❤️ 🔥💔💀’
‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’
‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’
‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’
‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢
‘something in her vagina killed her 😔’
‘her toxic ex stabbed her while they were having angry reunion sex ?????😳😱🤭’
‘no 🤔😐 it was a tampon 🩸🍑🕊💀😵☠️🏴 ☠️🪦’
‘VAGINAL DEATH ?!’ 😣😢
by olivia s July 29, 2021
A word oftentimes used by ultra-traditional nutcases who don't actually know anything about the human anatomy, nor how testosterone works, or any enzymes, or basic aspects of the human anatomy. It's commonly used as an alarm to everybody in a 50 mile radius that you're a fucking idiot.
"Being Vaginated is the process of striping a man of his proper level of testosterone is complete."
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"
"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you off of your medication again?"
by ioletsgo September 19, 2021
I got the Vedder Vaginal Viscerator last night and now my entrails are slapping my thighs when I go for my morning jog.
by vee-three February 22, 2024
A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 06, 2018