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Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.
Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
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Vaginal Voyager

Someone who travels by boat for the sole purpose of eating thine puthsaayyy
"Her pussy was so good, she had her own Vaginal Voyager"
by Strawberryxdefinitions August 11, 2023
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Posh vaginal fart

A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart
by The REAL Mr. Clean August 12, 2023
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Vaginable

A vagina that’s safe to eat out
“She don’t got no bodies twin and she stay clean, so that mean her shi vaginable”
by Basharrr January 11, 2023
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vaginal air extraction

Linda has undergone a vaginal air extraction successfully.
by Foxtail247 April 16, 2022
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Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)
Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.
by Foiloiup December 14, 2022
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vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
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