Universal Amendment

The 28th Amendment that requires the rules and regulations; laws and practices reflect the current year; and requires at least one amendment every year heretofore.

Thanks to the Universal Amendment, the antiquated governing system is updated each year to allow corrections and protections that have relevance.

by Major Thomas February 25, 2018

oklahoma university

Home of Levi Schmitmeyer and the national weather center.

Weatherman Levi naps hard and studies hard at Oklahoma University

by Jendowowmene March 16, 2017

universal recipient

A universal recipient is one of the four blood group (AB), they can receive a blood transfusion from any of the other blood types.

A universal recipient is a very lucky person because they do not have to fear of no specific blood group nearby.

by smallsciencefacts May 4, 2018

Augustana University

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017

Bethel University

A small Christian college in St. Paul, Minnesota that considers themselves "a little more liberal" than other Christian schools just because 2% of campus ends up at the hockey house on Friday nights drinking a {Four Loko.

Normal College Student: "Dude I totally blacked out on Friday night in a frat basement then woke up in the middle of street at 4am covered in my own vomit. It was a pretty wild time."

Bethel University student: "Oh yeah, one of my buddies' buddy's roommates was at the hockey house on Friday night. Bethel definitely knows how to party."

by idfc1998 April 21, 2020

steven universe

gay space rocks

Timmy: hey, i'm watching steven universe
Nicki: grl, i don't like that gay space rocks show, periodt bitch

by dojacatnotofficiallol April 30, 2020

Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.

Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.

by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020