Speccie Twat

A person who wears glasses and you wanna call them a twat with more insultation.

God Monica your such a speccie twat.

by Molliee. March 4, 2009

bubblegum twat

when the pussy lips of a female sag down low like pieces of ham flapping and looks like chewed pieces of gum.

EX.1
man 1: did you see that girls twat?

man 2: yea it was so fucking loose it looked like pieces of ham flappin' in the wind
EX.2
most porn stars pussy's. you know, the kind you can fit a MAC truck thru

by Char December 12, 2004

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

Twat hour

1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.

2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.

1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.

2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.

by Bastard child of Nicky October 7, 2008

twat demon

1. Someone who craves any, and all vagina
2. A man that knows how to work a vagina like he has one.

That guy is such a twat demon! His life is all about getting vagina!

by Jordan2333 July 20, 2009

twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.

a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"

by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009