Two-faced

When someone acts nice around you but talks shit behind your back

Emma and Leah are both two-faced. They only talk to me when nobody else is around

by Dinobeth March 13, 2016

Two Fang

A delinquent person tending to follow ones own morals of eating KFC while being sexually aroused to spider-man toys.

I heard Pete is Two Fang

The children are all Two Fang

by xX_BallSack_Xx February 02, 2017

Two Betrayals

Simply one of the best forums ever, made by forum master Aphotic. All round convo, but focusing mainly on HALO!!
2betrayals.proboards23.com

Too tight for examples.

by BringMeCloser April 21, 2005

two stack

A pile of shit. A stack of number 2.

"The bathroom stinks. Ben just dropped a two stack."

by ArnoldKY August 19, 2011

one-two

1.To "manually pleasure" a girl

I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

by getyourhaircut October 12, 2007

two sense

Using your two sense-your own knowledge to be used in a situation that is simple.

Caribbean influenced saying/word.

Fam use ur two sense and figure it out your self

by Wavy Brazy January 23, 2018

Two-way

A dildo that has an inner penis that can supply pleasure to both involved...

a girl that gives it to another, in the two-way dildo.

by samlovescunt February 03, 2010