downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

by lalaluscious February 7, 2014

sneeze traffic

A build-up of unsneezed snezes which all come out at once, usually winding and/or doubling up the sufferer.

"ATISISISISHOO!" *stumbles backwards* "Sorry, sneeze traffic!"

by lilcoffeefiend October 4, 2016

California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.

Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass

by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017

Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.

That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.

by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

Laffy Taffy

Laffy Taffy: When a guy makes a girl laugh then sticks his cock down her throat and cums down it then she proceeds throw up. Thats a Laffy Taffy

Guy1: I gave my girl a laffy taffy yesterday she really didn't appreciate it
Guy2: Yeah same but my girl loved it!

by Peats April 17, 2018