Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer

Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.

After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.

by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021

packet tracer

stupid networking software everyone hates

> we started using packet tracer at school

> rip your happiness soul and will to live

by yeehwa November 30, 2021

pudder tracks

Traces of seamen.

I banged a girl in the back seat of my parents car and the next day there were pudder tracks on it.

by RAM2020 January 20, 2022

pudder tracks

Seaman spots left behind and material (sheets, seat, cushion)

I banged a chick in the back seat of my mom's car, and now there's pudder tracks on the back seat.

by RAM2020 January 20, 2022

Sentient tracksuit

A tracksuit containing an independent consciousness without an owner.

It is purple and black in appearance, and often seen ladened with shopping from Iceland.

The sentient tracksuit has been sighted in town.

by Big daddy Rod 999 December 24, 2021

Dank trades

discord server where you get rickrolled by nabs

My friend went to dank trades to edate but got a ban and rickroll instead

by iamqt February 22, 2022