Toasted Cheese Sandwich

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

by The Third Khaaal May 9, 2011

chocolate tunnel taster

A gay man who licks on the ass of another man.

That fag Benji is a chocolate tunnel taster.

by jgiddy99 December 6, 2006

Cheese and toasted

The thing that workers at Subway say in an Indian accent.

Eg

Guy: I'll have a footlong cold cut on Italian please.

Subway guy: Cheese and toasted????

by BRMB101 May 26, 2016

toasted prick

A term which defines a sleazy weed-like male who appears to have spent long periods of time in direct sunlight. The skin color often has the appearance of toast. The male often originates from parts of Turkey.

"Fit you lookin at you toasted prick".

"Check oot that gadge hes a right toasted prick".

by Tommy2k5 November 25, 2011

fart taster

One who samples the immediate post-fart area with his or her tongue.

'Wow, look at Roger greedily lapping up Emily's rotten fart stink'
'I always knew he was a fart taster'

by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014

tooster

Owner of, lover of, fan or devotee of cockatoo parrots.

I have an umbrella cockatoo named Larry. I have many friends who have cockatoos; all of us consider ourselves TOOsters as in boosters or sisters - a tight-knit group united for a common cause.

by Mike Philbrook May 19, 2008

Toasted

1.Being tipsy but at the same time very relaxed, that point where everything feels good and one doesnt really care about anything. (my use of the word)

2.Being very high from smoking weed. (the more well known use of the word)

1. Last night was amazing, went from being nicely toasted to fucked out of my mind :)

2. Thats the last of it man, were fucking toasted!

by GordonJuws April 22, 2011