Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 02, 2015

happy quarantine

A socially distanced greeting in the times of COVID-19 pandemic

*walking at a 6 feet distance from occasional stranger and greet with: "Happy quarantine!"

by Lalustyler April 09, 2020

Whack Happy

Those few euphoric, highly pleasurable moments one feels right after busting a big nut from whacking off. Typically lasts until one has to wipe up the jizz.

Covered with nut all over his stomach, Roger was whack happy until he had to clean up.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

happy cringe

When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.

Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.

by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017

Foul Happy

When the referee keeps blowing the damn whistle calling random ass bull shit fouls that make no god damn sense

Zpak: Yo!!! That ref blowin the whistle again, yo that bitch in the zone brah she's foul happy

Liljun: ah man that's booty

by I'm just say in' December 06, 2014

happy pranksgiving

What you say to someone when you play a practical joke on them.

Happy Pranksgiving, Bobo! Have fun cleaning up the egg on your windows!

by HumaneAnimal November 18, 2017

Self-happiness

Being happy with one self.

When I acomplished my goal, that gave me self-happiness.

by JJJJJJJJJMAN October 21, 2014