Tim Nelms

Function: Noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English; the son of God

1.) capitalized: the supreme or ultimate reality: as a : a Being perfect in power, wisdom, and attractiveness who is worshiped as creator and ruler of the universe and laws of inertia.

2.) a spindly, hedonistic male of the ultimate offense: as a : one who follows Hitler and his societal codes.

A young, pubescent male was glancing admiringly in Tim Nelms direction; nodding knowingly, he proceeded into the restroom. Having emerged an hour later, the young man limping, I glared upon fixedly as Tim Nelms muttered several kind, gentle words to the boy; the boy, his being restored, refrained from limping and continued to his next class, rubbing his behind softly.

by A Fascist April 16, 2005

Tim Harper

An egotistical, maniacal moderator on the Goal Line Blitz message boards who refuses to admit the Cobra Kai dominance and goes on power trips. Often times dropping the Ban Hammer

Tim Harper, what a prick!

by StazNasty October 17, 2008

Tim Tebow

Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.

Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."

Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."

by RME1976 September 23, 2009

Tim Burton

Mind rapist.

Mind Rape Victim: ...

Friend 1: Whats wrong with Dave?

Friend 2: He... He just saw Alice in Wonderland.

Friend 1: So?

Friend 2: ...The new one...

Friend 1: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Why!!!!!!! Why Tim Burton?!?!?!!? Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!???!?!??!

by KingShady April 3, 2010

the tim mcgraw

A sexual act in which the woman puts ink around her vagina so that when the man (or another woman) pleasures her orally, he gets a ring around his mouth resembling Tim McGraw's facial hair. The act is only completed once the man puts on a cowboy hat and boots. He must then sing a Tim McGraw song.

Jeremiah's girlfriend made him do the Tim McGraw, and he subsequently died of ink poisoning.

by CountryBlumpkin October 19, 2009

The Tim Hightower

When you put a stool directly in front of the toilet then proceed to hover your ass over the toilet and drop heat.

"I brought the stool in their bathroom and pulled a Tim Hightower."
or
"I went 4 for 4 on the Tim Hightower"

by S.E.McD. February 17, 2009

tim monday

to be annoyed in many ways when you talk

today i accidently pulled a tim monday

by john doe February 11, 2005