Grinder Load

The exact measurement of marijuana that a human person can pack into a marijuana grinder. Where the outcome results in a full if not overflowing bottom cell of the device.

"yo steve how much u gonna pitch on this blunt man?" " I just picked up a sack so I got a grinder load on this one".

by PJBluntz September 25, 2008

Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

by Knightsfan2265 January 26, 2019

Doot load

used to signify an extremely large amount of something. also can be used to exagerate a point

There were a DOOT LOAD of flamers standing around the interior decorating store.

by eisthestuff March 5, 2003

Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010

unsafe load

When she’s not on the pill and you’re not wearing a condom and you accidentally cum inside of her.

Guy 1: I wasn’t wearing a dome and she wasn’t on the pill and I accidentally came inside her.
Guy 2: Dude!!! That’s an unsafe load

by Sillenevets April 4, 2019

loaded waffle

A load of shit; bullshit; you're full of shit. Designed for the professional environment.

"Hey, did you know Ebola is really a Russian-Cuban conspiracy plotted to wound every aspect of the US and its people?"

*Anthony sniffed his nose and continued working, "That sounds like a loaded waffle to me," he said.

-a

by GenuineFlea October 31, 2014

roping loads

Masterbating tenaciously resulting in long strands of semen shooting out of your penis

Took Christine home last night, roped loads all over her face.

Roommates outta town, been roping loads all over the apartment all day.

Gave her the ole Peter North 5 roper

by Jimbobuckeye October 6, 2013