Nonce

Means. Nothing now because everyone has been called it at least once

You're a nonce

by Whoknowsaye May 10, 2025

nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.

henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today

by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019

Nonce

A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile

Not
On
Normal

Communal
Exercise

Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
Not
Of
Normal

Criminal
Element

That NONCE Gary Glitter needs to be given a slice of street justice, dirty pervert!

by JuSco January 20, 2019

Bot Nonce

A man, usually married, who replied to Sex Bots on social media. These men regularly post about family values, being a patriot and Christianity. Bot Nonces also seem quite focussed on grooming gangs whilst simultaneously being entirely unaware of the fact that they are being groomed by Sex Bots based in a bot farm in Russia and operated by a 21 stone bald guy.

Sex Bot "Are there any men out there who still eat it?"

Bot Nonce "Hey Babe, I can go all night and breath through my ears"

Sex Bot "I'm feeling ugly"

Bot Nonce "You're beautiful Babe"

by Bot Nonce Hunter June 27, 2025

Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.

Jeremy Vines a bike nonce

by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Nonce

Luke wilcox

That guys a nonce he’s a Luke wilcox

by Suzie shepard November 26, 2018

nonce-a-lot

someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community

*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot”

by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021