When a guy is in the shower and masturbates to relieve his sexual frustration.
(cleanest way ever...)
(cleanest way ever...)
(Over the Phone)
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
Jessica: "Boy you were in there for quite some time?"
Rick: "Yeah well i had to take a Cold Shower, because you were away in New York"
Jessica: "Are you really that horny?"
Rick: "Yeahhh"
by coxSWAIN44 June 16, 2011
Get the Cold Showermug. The point when you're love runs out, someone is still loving you and that person is going to die because you have nothing left for them. When they die you are only restored to normal contentment.
by bushlight May 4, 2018
Get the Cold heartedmug. The opposite of a hot minute. A cold minute is a very short period of time, usually just a few days.
by HustlerNukka March 27, 2008
Get the cold minutemug. by Minnie.Babby September 8, 2010
Get the Cold Piecemug. The disgusting experience of having your hand doused in frigid water that has collected in the cap of a bottle of shampoo or body wash, and been sitting there overnight.
*a horrific scream is heard from the shower*
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
Roommate: What happened? Are you OK?!
Me: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got cold-capped.
Roommate: Ugh. They should really change the design of those bottles to keep that from happening.
by birdmilk July 25, 2012
Get the cold-cappedmug. The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014
Get the Cold Turkeymug. 