Texas Christian University

Texas Christian University is a private university located in Fort Worth, Texas. Home of the Horned Frogs, and LaDainian Tomlinson, aka the best football player in the history of EVER!!!! Bob Schieffer, a popular journalist, also attended TCU. The school colors are purple and white. Basically, the best private Christian school in the state!

Jenna: I went to Dallas Baptist University!
Kasey: Man, really? Nobody goes there. If you want a good Christian college, you better get your butt over to Texas Christian University!

by hey lee! September 30, 2007

texas red eye

when u moon someone and spread your butt checks open so they see your ass hole.

texas red eye!!! (while mooning them with your butt checks spread open)

by O-Diezze July 5, 2006

West Texas Girl

1. George W. Bush

2. Bushism

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
-George W. Bush

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

Liberty, Texas

1. A place where there is nothing to do but go to Wal-Mart.

2. A place where everybody knows everybody and drama gets around VERY fast.

3. Hell on Earth.

Person 1 - "Man theres nothing to do...and im bored. This really sucks!"

Person 2 - "Well what do you expect? We live in Liberty, Texas."

by Jonathon3883 April 4, 2011

Kingwood, Texas

Suburb of Texas which became part of Houston after its annexation on December 11, 1996. A relatively large, moderately affluent residential community with one, overpopulated high school. The town is the perfect representative of conservative, middle class suburbia with relatively little criminal activity or racial diversity. The inhabitants often take on an aura of superiority due its proximity to various other poorer urban developments. This pomp, is merely a guise, perpetuated by large homes, since the true upperclass live in the city, where real estate is much more expensive. Drug use is frequent, but mostly limited to marijuana. Underage drinking, however, in the form of house parties, often takes place but is, on the whole, characterized as simple, pathetic outlets for bored middle-class Americans who listen to bad music. Emphasis is placed on maintaining a positive appearance, yet noone really has any individual style. This monotonous, homogenous group of white teenagers all look the same: American Eagle, Abercrombie, Gap; all sickeningly conformative attempts at fashion. It is usually expected that on their 16th birthday, young Kingwoodians will receive a car, usually new, but tacky and cheap, thus maintaining the positive appearance mentioned earlier. Mothers tend to be particularly prone to gossip: the true Desperate Housewives of America. Also known as The Liveable Forest.

God, the teenage waste of Kingwood, Texas must be so bored in that hideous shithole of feigned affluence.

by The People's Champ February 5, 2006

Texas Rangers

A major league baseball team from Arlington, TX. Known most for choking in clutch situations, losing 2 straight world series, and trading all their good players.

Damn I was hoping the Texas Rangers would win the World Series this year but they choked again!!

by los huevos May 20, 2014

Texas Titties

Noun - The oversized speed bumps/lane markers used in Texas intersections. Origin presumably comes from the shape and size of the bumps, which are large enough to do severe tire damage at high speeds - each one is roughly the size of half a volleyball. Color varies from White to Orange.

"I was blowin' through a red light when I hit a Texas Titty and it dang near tore my rim off!"

by Jimmy The Head November 16, 2004