teapot

A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.

Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot.
Oh my god, he is such a teapot.
2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.

by Redbabushka August 15, 2007

Tampoon

A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!

-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...

by let.them.eat.cake. March 30, 2011

Dirty Teapot

The act of when a male consumes exlax then when the urge to shit comes spreads his butt cheeks exposing the butthole and pressing it up against the open mouth of his partner, pushes hard and shits in their mouth (liquid shit), then goes to the rear of their partner, inserts penis in the anus while pulling both the arms backward and the one with shit in her/his mouth closes their teeth and squeezes the crap out rapidly to make a whistling noise.

Marc: "Oh man bro my stomach is still churning from last night with patty"
AJ: "DID YALL DO THE DIRTY TEAPOT LAST NIGHT!?!?"
Marc: "Yeah, of course...why?"
AJ: "I was wondering why it smelled like shit when she kissed me this morning"
Marc: "Damn, sorry bout that bro"
AJ: "Its cool man"

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

rat tampon

Especially used in the hood, or by persons living by the river. Usually is a dead rat, or small furry animal, sometimes a squirrel or ferret that is used to absorb red liquid from a girl/women's cooter during her menstrual cycle, or if she gets shot in the vajeje.

Yo, you don't even know, I had to use a rat tampon. That's what the tail was for.

by Period May 15, 2006

Tamponing

When the drawstring from one's speedo is hanging out of the leg hole while the person is wearing it, resembling a tampon string.

Dean: Eli, you're tamponing...
Eli: *Tucks string away*

by Liod Fereath January 25, 2012

teapot

replaces any other verb

i like to teapot alone in the dark

by coldpicklehand January 25, 2004

used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005