Taint Ticklers

Rumble strips on the road.

AAHHH! TAINT TICKLERS! PULL OVER!

by Mintin Man June 25, 2010

Baby Taint

a condition where you dont ever grow hair on your taint. it happens in 1 and 25 germans.

ex:She was afraid to go all the way becouse she was in fear of somebody seeing her baby taint.

ex2:Hey zach look i was born with a baby taint

by Nathan Zach October 11, 2007

Wet Taint

The area of the human body between the anus and penis or vagina, specifically when wet.

Caution: Do not lean against the wall between those two holes... WET TAINT!!!

by The Uglyslut March 10, 2009

taint-scuttling

Verb. Grabbing a woman like a six pack by her anus and vagina and pinching her taint, thereby scuttling any chance you have of sleeping with her.

I went for the taint-scuttling move on the old lady last night and she kicked me out of the house.

by goddamnpseudonym January 3, 2015

Taint Licker

Someone who licks taint

Chad really likes Jim because he is a good taint licker

by Spyderv May 30, 2018

Taint Paint

Referring to the area between the genitalia and testicals: when someone does not thoroughly wipe, so there is a dried layer of fecal matter on the taint.

"Bro, this girl was giving me head and puked!"

"Nasty! What happened!?"

"She went to use her hand and stuck it in some taint paint. "

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by Seanafee November 6, 2015

tainted friendship

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014