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Ranksgiving turkey 

The person who farts, or stinks up the bathroom on Thanksgiving. The Ranksgiving perpetrator.
Bobo let a huge fart rip in the kitchen at the family thanksgiving. What a Ranksgiving turkey!
Ranksgiving turkey by HumaneAnimal November 14, 2017

Fear turkey 

The thing I'll fuck right after sending another death threat to the Pope.
I just want to inflict as much fear as I can - just as stuffing a turkey. Which I'll then proceed to have sex with. That's right, I'm going to FUCK the fear turkey!

porch turkey 

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey
porch turkey by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

river turkey 

A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae
I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!
river turkey by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018

[Sloppy Turkey] 

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.
I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.

Raging Turkey 

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.
Raging Turkey by Togwog March 31, 2019