Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 18, 2023

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trail of cluthes

Refers to da randomly-dropped "dotted line" of garments on da floor dat you follow down da hallway to "sleuthingly" determine which room a pair of acutely-horny lovebirds went into in order to "get it on".

If no "trail of cluthes" is present, you might also be able to figure out which room the naughty couple is presently occupying by using a stethoscope on each of the bedroom doors, and carefully listening for moans, mattress-squeaking, etc.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

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trail breaker

The act of carving your way through the deepest bush (pubic hair) until something cracks.

That guy was a real trail breaker

by Smashatime December 22, 2017

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Nerd Trail

The path left by a Geocacher as they search for hidden items with their GPS

Hey Joel, do you see this Nerd Trail? That means we must be near the Cache.

by Reihn April 07, 2010

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Mississippi Snail Trail

When a naked man perches on a doorway waiting for somebody to enter. When they walk through the door, you jump down and slide your dick, balls, gooch, and asshole across the victims entire front.

“Did you hear that josh gave wyatt the mississippi snail trail??”

by CaliBoyz October 31, 2023

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