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lint toast

The act of 2 or more males gathering naked in a circle. Placing bread/toast in the middle. The male participants must then begin to pleasure themselves until the point of ejaculation. Once the final participant has ejaculated on the bread/toast. He must then eat the bread/toast.
I'm always in the mood for a game of lint toast. Only if I'm not the last guy to ejaculate.
by Blitzed4lyfe20 May 18, 2016
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Raisin Toast

A term coined by local Aussie hero and Camira native known as Shampoo. It is used to describe the act of getting a 'Rub & Tug'. The genius is that the initials R/T are cafe short hand for "raisin toast", you can talk about it in public and no one will be the wiser.
"Might go get some Raisin Toast on the way home from work then rock round to yours to punch some cones"
by dru95 July 29, 2016
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English Toastie

The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.

The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
"Debra this is the best English toastie I've had in 2 years"
by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017
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camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.
Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.
by penisenlargment May 28, 2017
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Janky-Toast

To have the appearance of absolute chaos and lack of control but it all works out.
Every time he approaches a gate, I'm like 'nope', but then he gets his Janky-Toast going and threads the needle.
by FunkMasterFoo July 13, 2017
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My Toast Father named Toast

This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now
Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit
by Libsu April 19, 2018
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damp toasting

The art of replying in a short manner/ being uninteresting in order to let a conversation die
I really am not interested in that guy, I should just be damp toasting him
by TheCampingWall October 24, 2017
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