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The Gram 

I can't take the picture with all that clutter in the background. You know I'm posting this on The Gram!
The Gram by talk2me-JCH2 July 4, 2022
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Flexin' for the Gram 

When you are constantly are taking selfies or pics of expensive merchandise to put on Instagram to show off.
Bro #1: Dude, why do you put a new selfie on Instagram every damn day?!

Bro#2: Man, don't worry about me, I'm just flexin' for the gram, gotta show the ladies what's good!

Curls for the Girls

Doing bicep curls... to impress the girls.
Everett: dude you have huge arms!!
Jonathan: Yep, that's what happens when you spend hours in the gym doing curls for the girls.

skin in the game 

To have a personal stake or investment. Originally coined by Warren Buffett
Why do you care what Apple's stock is, you have no skin in the game.

the gotch 

A sexually transmitted disease that has evolved from syphillis, genital herpes, and the "clap."
"I heard she got the gotch, what a slut!"

"I don't know what the gotch is, but I'm pretty damn sure I don't have it!"

"I think the gotch count in the room is about ten."

that's what the government wants you to think 

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.
Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"