The Defender 

Noun
Origin: The Simpsons
"The Defender" is a large cinder block on a chain. it is used by swinging in a circular motion to bash people's skulls in.

Bart: Omg, someone's broken into our house!

Homer: Bart, get the Defender!

The Defender by qwerty_21 November 23, 2009

the ditch'n fuck 

exactly what it sounds like, the act of ditching an activity (school, hanging with friends, an important meeting, etc) to have sexual intercourse.

Look at that cute asian couple walking away from school, they don't smoke pot so they are obviously about to pull the ditch'n fuck

the ditch'n fuck by the bluntsman August 19, 2010

The Donald Sutherland

Wearing a sweater or shirt with no pants or underpants, ala Donald Sutherland's character in Animal House.

Michael refused to put on pants at the party. As usual, he was rocking the Donald Sutherland.

The Donald Sutherland by Jerome6 March 3, 2011

The Dirty Nickel

By far the most disgusting district in the Cleveland Police Department. Formly known as the 5th District and now the 3rd District. The walls are falling apart and there are bullet holes in the garage from officers driving by hammered cranking off a few in hopes of hitting the commanders jaguar. Home of clown face the most prolific cop on the east side. The roll call room and bathrooms are covered withs large drawings of cocks and other slander. The night shift sergeant has been seen showering upstairs where reports of staph infection have been present. Althougth its the best place for a Cleveland cop to take a dump in connection with all the entertaining stories and drawings on the bathroom stalls. Its been said the dirty nickel is home to the worst supervisors in the history of Cleveland Police Department.

Chris: "Dude we graduated the academy were going to the dirty nickel!"

Ron: "Yea that place blows some dude out there has a huge cock they draw it on all the walls."

Chris: "Apparently he bangs virgin rookies with that huge cock."

Dirty Nickel

The Dirty Nickel by The wild zone car June 29, 2011

The Dead Tree 

A form of dance used to show that you and/or your friends are having more than just a good time. To perform the dance, all one needs to do is simply put their arms infront of them (kind of like a zombie) and put your head down. Then kind of bob up and down and there you have it. Simple, yet amazing.

Example One:

Joe: Look at Ford on the stage! ...What is he doing?
Peter: Why, that's The Dead Tree! Ford must be having a great time.

Example Two:

Jimbo: Dude, I love this song!
Wallace: DO THE DEAD TREE!!!

The Dead Tree by A Stinky Black July 6, 2011

The Dangleberries 

a team of amateur hockey players, whose only concerns in life are to drink excessively, have sex with as many cheap floozies as possible, being as obnoxious to all at all times, being gods amongst men and of course, playing puck. These are not the sort of people you would not want to mess with, due to the fact that messing with one always means messing with the collective. They are known for their award winning hockey playing, world-class chirps, unorthodox fighting style and charming good looks.

Everyone shoud aspire to reach the level of The Dangleberries.

The Dangleberries are always on the lookout for future recruits.

The Dangleberries by Coach33 May 21, 2012

the devil's ruler

Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.

The devil's ruler will be the end of us all. -TR

the devil's ruler by Donaven March 13, 2014