Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store

Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store

"HEY MOM Can you get me a 20 dollar gift card for the app store "

by Bandaid_guttz August 31, 2021

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Carve the turkey

verb used to describe when a man thrusts his penis into a very wet and juicy pussey.

I got to "carve the turkey" last night, then I went in for seconds!

by Carve a turkey October 30, 2014

carlosed at the table

To accidently cum in public, basically, comes from the hangover, from the quote, "Not at the table carlos!"

Jeremy carlosed at the table in english class!

by CARLOS!!!!!! August 28, 2010

Hot Carl on the Cobb

A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.

At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.

by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 23, 2016

carry the banner

1)Taking a long walk on the streets...
2)An album (originally an EP) by 'Pinhead Gunpowder' - Billie Joe Armstrong's (lead guitarist and singer from Green Day) side band.

I'm going to carry the banner for a while

by LydiaR December 18, 2006

Carving the Christmas Ham

Excessively fucking a girl until her vagina tears

Jake was very bored and lonely one Christmas Eve so he decided to pass time by carving the Christmas ham with Helen.

by KoWalk Kowski December 16, 2010