Wet Tail

A disease that hamsters get where their ass is very wet and they constantly have smelly diarrhea.

Me: Dude, my hamster got wet tail and it's smells bad.
Friend: Poor little shithole.

by topthrilldragster220 December 31, 2005

Cat-tailing

This is a practical joke where you would take a crap, then take the turd and place it on a friends or enemy's car anttena.Making sure to leaving enough room for a little of the antenna to be above the turd. Best when done in cold months that it can actually form and stay on the antenna.

Cat-tailing} - A turd on a car antenna.

by saywhat. December 7, 2011

rooster tail

When liquid shit explodes out of your butt and sprays up your back or on your shirt in a feathery fan shaped spray resembling that of a rooster's tail.

Wayne had to quit work at the post office early that day because when he came out of the bathroom he realized that he had a large rooster tail on his uniform.

by bigmatej February 8, 2010

Bunny Tail

A patch of hair above a guy/girl's ass.

He has a hot, smooth body except for his bunny tail.

by Hardwin x. Cited August 16, 2009

Dragon Tail

When you fart in one place and the smell follows behind you into another room.

Eric: aaahh, what the hell is that smell!!!
Mike: what?
Eric: Dude, did you just fart?
Mike: yeah, but i did it outside
Eric: dammit man, you dragon tail that fart into the room.

by Roman Warren May 21, 2008

tailgate

when a woman or man is on the receiving end of good anal sex, typically in a public location not at home.

"Me and the lady where at the festival and i was gaten her tail yea tailgaten"..

by tail gater July 13, 2012

split tail

term used for the vagina and also any male who is acting like a huge pussy.

Split Tail: "I don't feel like going out, my head hurts"

Normal Person: "Shut the fuck up you split tail mother fucker"

Noun: "What a fucking split tail"
Adjective: "Grow up you split tailled mother fucker"
Verb: "You split tailing son of a bitch"

by iseveryscreennametaken? May 29, 2007