stupid scoot

an ugly mini schnauzer that smells horrible and is super aggressive towards mucag

Ew! stupid scoot!

by Mootus April 12, 2021

Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot

Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"

by Holden McKack July 25, 2021

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

Scoop N Scoot

Scoop N Scoot is an ice cream delivery service, soon to be on college campuses nationwide. The idea and original store became reality at Tufts University in Boston, where three students formed Scoop N Scoot LLC in the summer of 2012.

Johnny found the strength to retrieve his laptop, proceeded to www.scoopnscoot.com, and effortlessly ordered a few Scoop N Scoot sundaes for delivery.

by Scoops90 August 1, 2012

i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

bruts and scoots

A term meaning to go have brunch or drink mimosas at multiple locations while traveling from place to place via electric scooter. "Bruts" stemming from the main ingredient of a typical mimosa, Brut Champagne/sparkling wine, and "Scoots" obviously referring to a shortened version of scooters.

Variants: brut and scoot//bruts and scoot

Let's get everyone together on Sunday and bruts and scoots for brunch.

by Maverick55 May 4, 2019