speedcunt

Any young slut who is very eager to have sex and who happens to be incredibly loose.

SC (Speedcunt): "Hey, wanna go back to my place?"
PF (Poor Fellow): "I just met you 5 minutes ago."
SC: "Yeah, I know - but you're really sexy."
PF: "Get cock somewhere else you speedcunt. You'll find enough of them."

by ZMan17 May 10, 2006

Puerto Rican Speedboat

A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.

"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"

by Steve Mullhollan January 1, 2010

speed team

Not to be confused with the lightning rod, and usually involving more than one other car, a speed team is a group of drivers who speed on the left lane of the highway during long road trips. Usually hardened road warriors will know that the more cars that are speeding together, the less likely a state police car will pull them over, as long as they are going at a reasonable speed (80 on a 65 posted).

Called a 'team' because, if a slower float is in the left lane, they'll often all pass it on the right together. Speed teammates rarely even know each other, and more often than not the team will eventually break up when one leaves the highway.

I was speed teaming from Boston to Providence and I got there 30 minutes earlier than I expected.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

Speed mc Speed

a title given when you achieve the goal of going 90+mph in a Green Van

dank bitch 1: hey girl did you see that Matt kid in his mini van he was goin like 90 mph

dank bitch 2: hell ya hes such a hottie, defineately speed mc speed worthy.

by Matt21212121212121 July 6, 2007

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"

by woahimbomb April 10, 2009

Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 1, 2010