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Any young slut who is very eager to have sex and who happens to be incredibly loose.
SC (Speedcunt): "Hey, wanna go back to my place?"
PF (Poor Fellow): "I just met you 5 minutes ago."
SC: "Yeah, I know - but you're really sexy."
PF: "Get cock somewhere else you speedcunt. You'll find enough of them."
speedcunt by ZMan17 May 10, 2006
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Speedrunner 

person who spends all their time trying to spend no time in games
That speedrunner is very fast.

Steelcuntiphobia 

Guy 1: Hey dude, want to go on Rule34?
Guy 2: Sure, just as long we don't look up robots, I have steelcuntiphobia.

Speedrunner 

Person who beats a game fast
That Speedrunner has the world record any% time
Speedrunner by rosewater0 January 27, 2018

speedcubing 

Speedcubing is the hobby of solving the Rubik's cube incredibly fast (eg. 30 seconds or faster). A person who practises speedcubing may be known as a speedcuber.
Even after the official competition had finished, the competitors couldn't stop speedcubing.
speedcubing by Jasmine Lee August 22, 2004

Speedrun 

An event where a gamer tries to beat a game as fast as possible or to break a speedrun record.
Gamer 1: Hey dude. Have you seen the speedrun that Gamer 3 did?
Gamer 2: Yeah bro. He broke a record.
Speedrun by rss_atlas April 14, 2019

Minecraft Speedrunner VS BITCH 

A phrase used by the incredibly influential gamer TommyInnit to make fun of the BITCH Dream. TommyInnit who is the best at Skyblock, PvP and smokes the crack he found under a bridge before every stream.
MINECRAFT SPEEDRUNNER VS BITCH, YOU ARE THE BITCH