Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.

"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."

by wasteland-peace October 6, 2023

doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

Stop sending them guns

I can't just stop sending them guns.

Hym "Stop sending them guns? They need to pay for those! That shit isn't free! Are YOU doing to pay for guns!? They need to pay for those! SOMEONE needs to pay for those! What do you think is going to happen there? We stop sending them guns... You take over... And then NO ONE pays for the guns!? Nonononononono... SOMEBODY needs to pay for those! I don't care WHAT needs to happen for me to get that fucking money but somebody needs to get that shit in my fucking treasury! I need that fucking money!

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Ter Standing

A German Goalkeeper of Goaldonator who stays still and watches the ball go inside the goal instead of actually trying to save it. He is just there for the vibes and auras. No serious intention of playing actual football. Other relatable names are Ter Static, Ter Statue, Ter Still, Ter Stable, Ter Stuck, Ter Steady, Ter Stapled

Did you watch the match where Ter Standing conceded 4 goals against Real Madrid?

by penaltree May 5, 2024

Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

by romaaw May 13, 2024

Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.

Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*

by SeafloorSpreader November 14, 2024

FUDGE SPREADING

When a very horny homo (Cam) goes on a fuck spree.

Fucking as many other men as possible.

Cam got all randy after watching broke back mountain and decided he wanted to go Fudge Spreading.

by Scotte so fucking hotte January 21, 2025