Sistor James is the best and everyone should stan him. He teaches life lessons daily and always encourages people to do their best.
Sistor James is most certainly the best Candidate for President and Prime Minster.
He stans twice and wishes who ever doesn't stan twice to fall in shit. Yes Love that. His favourite quote is "Ignore Your Zodiac you suck either way" ~Toby 2021.
Sistor James believes everyone is shit and everyone sucks.
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Sistor James is most certainly the best Candidate for President and Prime Minster.
He stans twice and wishes who ever doesn't stan twice to fall in shit. Yes Love that. His favourite quote is "Ignore Your Zodiac you suck either way" ~Toby 2021.
Sistor James believes everyone is shit and everyone sucks.
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Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.
Big Easy: What you do this time?..
Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.
Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.
Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!
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Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
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