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Martin Stoner 

When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.

A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?

Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!

Worker 1: Yeah I know

Worker 3: What are you talking about?

Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?

Worker 3: No, what made you say that?

Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.

Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.

Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
Martin Stoner by EndoGhost November 23, 2009
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Functional Stoner 

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.
I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.
Functional Stoner by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

Personal Stoner 

A personal stoner is a stoner that spends the majority of his time smoking cannabis by his or her self. these kinds of Stoners are more in-tune to themselves, due to the countless hours spent smoking weed alone, they gain a great knowledge of there own personality and themselves as a person. They are mostly anti-social besides there personal friends and tend to act weird around other people.
Joe: so ive been thinking, mike is a personal stoner huh?
cat: Meow
Joe: i mean think about it, hes pretty anti social, i know he smokes weed, and whenever i try to say hi to him he gets all weird and walks away.
cat: meow
Alex (Joe's friend): dude... your high as fuck. you have been talking to your cat this entire time.
Personal Stoner by C Jara May 3, 2011

Professional Stoner

A Professional Stoner is someone who smokes marijuana on a daily basis from once a day or to an all day activity. Yet what separates a Professional Stoner from a regular stoner is that a Professional Stoner is a PRO. They have the ability to go on with their daily life like a normal average-day Joe. Professional Stoner's do not let marijuana take over their lives and make them incompetent or lazy. Marijuana acts as a stress reliever for the smoker to make life a little easier to live with. Professional Stoner's are active and productive everyday because they have the ability to smoke marijuana as much as they like as well as continue with their schooling, work and responsibities.
Amy and Tuan are Professional Stoner's because they smoke marijuana everyday and still hold their responsibilities in school, work and at home.

Fake Stoner 

Someone who has never smoked weed in their lives but tries to portray themselves as somebody that does. A fake stoner will only listen to music by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley (And anybody else who sings or raps about weed), they will always wear clothes with something to do with weed, talk about weed 24/7, etc. If you ask them what it's like to smoke weed they will always make a fake story about how they smoked weed and turned into a flying vampire and shit.
Fake stoner: "I smoked a pound of that OG 420 Kush today because I'm so cool."

Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"

Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."
Fake Stoner by Smokemon97 September 8, 2016

Resting Stoner Face 

The appearance of being under the influence of marijuana at all times, even when not high. Often happens to people who smoke too often.
Person 1: "is Todd stoned right now?"
Person 2: "No he just has a resting stoner face"
Person 1: "Oh gotcha"

The Stoner's Dilemma 

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
The Stoner's Dilemma by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009