Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

Catherine squeal

The name giving to a particular type of laugh where someone exhales so hard they squeal like a fire work. Hence the play on catherine wheels

'friend laughs and wheezes'
me: well, that was a catherine squeal!

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

feacal squeegie

The act of shitting on someone and rubbing it on them, as if you were 'cleaning' them.

While Kelly was face-down, Tom took the opportunity to give her a feacal squeegie.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

dirt squeege

A person who will always inconvenience you.

Erik wants me to drive him to work. He is a dirt Squeege!

by Truthteller2016politics November 20, 2020

Dock Squeeker

A woman so big you can hear her walking on the dock before you can see her.

Did you hear that? It must be a dock squeeker comin.

by D.isfor.Donut August 26, 2021

Solomon squeal

When perfoming ferocious sexual intercourse without a durex and he pulls and the penis slipps in the wrong hole.

Me and my partner was banging and he ended up in my bum and gave me a solomon squeal.

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Hot Squeegee

When you cum on your girls face, and then rub it in with your duck.

“And the he gave me a hot squeegee like I was a fucking car!!”

by Shnizz Bizzler March 2, 2022