squeeze the squid

1. something you should always do before cooking

2. something you should always do before cooking

1. Jack's squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven.

2. See above

by Nick October 18, 2003

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squeage

masterbating furiously to dead bodies

"i was squeaging at the morgue yesterday."

by butters August 19, 2004

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Kinky Sexual move when a person who is positioned correctly, (bent down so their butt hole is alligned with the door knob) gets the door slammed as hard as possible so the door knob penetrates the ass creating a sensation like no other causing the reciever to squeak. DO NOT ATTEMPT with a door handle.

The "squeaky door" is deadly if not performed correctly.

by Harry P. Ness August 18, 2006

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Deep Squeak

A guy farting and cumming at the same time.

On a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. The male is horny (as usual) and begs for a blow job. The girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. She was also a little horny. The male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. The girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his dick out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. As they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an orgasm he lets one rip. The force of the fart causes the male to cum in a violent manner. Thus creating a loud deep squeak.

by Mr. Deep Squeak February 13, 2010

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