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Spoinkled

Majorly shocked or surprised, usually as being given outrageously false information by a friend or family member.
Man, Jessica totally spoinkled me yesterday. She told me Joe Biden had made a suicide pact with Donald Trump!
by NickelHeart May 13, 2024
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spanklet

The blanket you use to wipe up cum
"baby please grab my spanklet"
by Pvtinthebutt November 26, 2024
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spinklelob

a cracked up alter-ego of spongebob only appearing if spongebob snorts 20kgs (45 lbs) of cocaine
"spinklelob did it again"
by l0llyshit February 14, 2025
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Spinkle

Spinkle (noun): A group of Shetland ponies gathered together, especially when appearing unusually fluffy or chaotic.
A spinkle of Shetland ponies stood in the meadow like a gathering of tiny, fluffy philosophers, silently judging the wind for blowing their bangs the wrong way.
by Numnumfoxnum February 25, 2026
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Shrinkled

Shrunken and wrinkled
“Gee, that guy is shrinkled.”
Yep. He is old shrivelled, wrinkled and shrunken.”
by Vee Mac May 24, 2025
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Skrinkley

It's like the word for that feeling when something is so ugly you fucking love it and just wanna squieesh it like those fucked up cat photos
"That thing is so fucking skrinkley I love it"
by Evil Mark Zuckerberg May 31, 2025
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Sprankle

Similar to sprinkle but specific to the act of self pleasure - To Sprankle - the act of dribbling or wiping a small and disappointing cubic capacity of ejaculate upon a partner, curtain or carpet following a period of masturbation
Upon a self induced sexual climax - he produced less than half a teaspoon of semen which he then proceeded to sprankle upon her
by El-Trumperos October 27, 2025
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