Spongebob

"OH..... WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!! SPONGEBOB SQUARPANTS!!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE!! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!! IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH, THEN DROP ON THE DECK ON FLOP LIKE A FISH!!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB... SQUAREPANTS!!"

"Spongebob is the best show ever"
"I care to disag-"
"Try me Nancy, do not tempt me"

by Ryryque June 21, 2017

Spongebob

SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series created by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon. The series chronicles the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?'' SpongeBob SquarePants

by AriesAiken August 10, 2018

spongebob

a nose flapping genius

Mommy,can I watch spongebob the sponge cake?

by idkwuttotype January 26, 2019

SpongeBoomer

A SpongeBob “fan” who worships seasons 1-3, and the first movie. While treating everything after like garbage.

“Season 1-3 and the first movie are the best! Season 4-13 suck ass!”
“Ok SpongeBoomer”

by LoonStock June 28, 2023

Sponge Daddy

A man who bottoms for a straight dude

I just called up my sponge daddy because my girlfriend is not available.

by PatRajJames July 29, 2023

contraseptive sponge

A sponge injected up the vagina.
Sperm absorber and killer.
Form of birth control.
No the best one.
Has to stay in for awhile.

"Brittney used the contraseptive sponge last night when she was all over that guy."

by brittneyisaeffingslut. November 28, 2007

Splooge Sponge

Someone who sucks up semen like a sponge, or a sponge that you use after you jerk off.

A Person: You are a monkeyface.
A Person 2: You are a splooge sponge.

by Mzilla November 19, 2010