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Birth a smoke monster 

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!
Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.

keep calm and smoke kush

It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?
guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."

bristol burn smokers

someone who smokes alot in sectret and burns down to the filter
the bristol burn smokers agata and becky the bristol blem heads are back at it again

Who want smoke with me 

who want smoke with me is often used when one knows they’re that mf bitch

smokepurrp 

the best freestyler ever with touching lyrics like "i'm a motherfucking boner and i have a motherfucking boner"
or "im a stone im a motherfucking stoner"
joe:dude have you heard smokepurrp's freestyle
bob:yeah that dudes a genius
smokepurrp by thechas3 October 7, 2020

hickory smoker 

when your friend is sleeping. gently rest your ass on his face. and as he/she wakes up let out a nice juicy fart
when wayne wakes up i am gonna give him a hot hairy hickory smoker
hickory smoker by r bauer July 17, 2006