Smart-on

When you suddenly think of something awesome. Like a hard-on but with your brain.

Mike- we need some new ideas
James- OH MY GOSH I just had a smart-on! What if we build a waterproof phone!
Mike- THAT'S GENIUS

by ImSoCoolLolJk January 02, 2013

Smart hoe

A male or a female that excepts their place in life as a hoe, yet they use it to get a one up in life.

Sarah Beth might be a hoe, but that's one smart hoe.

by rico6 July 21, 2018

Jay smart

this man has the biggest dick you will ever see hide yo wife hide yo daugerter cuz he will pull all them bitchs

omg its jay smart hide yo wife

by dwanyan April 26, 2022

Jay smart

man with the bigest cock and will pull any bitches

damm it jay smart he fine as hell come herelet me have sex with you

by dwanyan April 26, 2022

smart asf

The word asf is means "as fuck". If we use this word after something praiseworthy word like "she's gorgeous asf" or "smart asf" it means that person is soooo gorgeous and soooo smart.

She's smart asf

by Evangeline valentine March 15, 2023

Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart

You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart

by Dead smart March 22, 2020

smarts mill middle school

go to this school only if you want a good hookup with a teacher or to overdose on cocaine. 🥺🥺🥺

*snorts* OUGH YES
of you must have gone to smarts mill middle school

by nononononopleaseno October 22, 2021