smart money

The sure thing, likely outcome or good bet.

“C’mon… you know the smart money is on me!”

by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

Michael Smart

Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.

*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.

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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?

Kyle: Michael Smart

by PooPooPeePeeDooDooCheck November 26, 2021

Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.

James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.

by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021

smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022