Serendickity

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Ryan finally got his come uppance, Serendickity bro.

by Dildardo September 4, 2025

Serendickity

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Josh finally got what he deserved, Serendickity bro.

by Dildardo September 4, 2025

Serendipical

When you have eaten to much food.. so your in a food coma

wow that was such a filling meal, I’m feeling serendipical though

by Maria z December 15, 2025

Serendipity night

A serendipity night is a weeknight that is often treated as a weekend night. Bedtimes are usually extended and dinners become more extravagant. Though having to return to the normal work schedule after the night.

My family went out of town for a concert and I’m still at my house. I decided to hold myself a serendipity night because they are doing something special so why shouldn’t I?

by Fruit Hunter December 16, 2025

Serendipity dinner

A dinner that is eaten on a serendipity night;

Usually more of a formal dinner composed in one plate consisting of multiple elements more comparable to a Thanksgiving dinner example could be a plate of chicken with mac & cheese and olive oil bread with a side of roasted nuts

I decided to have a serendipity dinner on my serendipity night when my family is out of town

by Fruit Hunter December 16, 2025

Midnight Serenade

The sound a woman makes when climaxing sometime after sundown, but prior to sunrise.

Guy #1: you should've heard the midnight serenade coming from my roomate's bedroom last night.

Guy #2: Yes.

by Norman Scharf October 30, 2008

Go Serena

To be extremely angry with someone and lose it in front of others

If you don't do what I tell you I will go Serena on you!!

by love40 September 18, 2009