SAMPERCAIT

(a verb): to drive around aimlessly for hours with two other (specific) people in the car with your heads out the windows blasting Bon Jovi and the Smashing Pumpkins while eating canned beats, pickles and Triscuits.

Hey guys, grab the cooler and your CD collection - We're going SAMPERCAITING.

by Man In Blue September 21, 2009

Edward Simpleton

Edward simpleton is Maidstones biggest melt and he likes to ram it up Fabian’s tight pussy. James Bevan also likes to join in occasionally

Bill Calvert raped Edward simpleton in the maths department

by Edward simpson February 4, 2022

Simple

Simple is an overused word that many people use for different scenarios. Often times, people call others simple to deflect their true identity. It could be do to jealousy or hate, either way, if someone calls you simple, that means you're not simple, they're just hateful and jealous.

Someone who is jealous or simply hates someone else but can't find anything else to say, they'll use simple.

by Fun43 August 12, 2012

Copperfield Simplex

Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being that you pop a huge herpes sore on her back. See also, Oxy Copperfield.

My herpes was so bad that when I fucked her I gave her a Copperfield Simplex.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004

Simple Plan

A pop-punk band from Montreal Canada formed in 1999.
Members :
Pierre Bouvier : Vocals.
Sebastien Lefebvre : Rhythm Guitar & backing vocals.
David Desrosiers : Bass & backing vocals.
Chuck Comeau : Drums.
Jeff Stinco : Lead Guitar.

Hated by a lot of people.
Loved by a lot of people.

Albums :
1. No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls.
2. Still Not Getting Any...
3. Simple Plan.

And now, "Save You" by Simple Plan coming up next on 92.5 KISS FM.

by quitcomplainingaboutsimpleplan April 12, 2009

simple plan

Hands up, who wants an unbiased, non-judgemental definition? Thought so.

Simple plan is a pop-punk band from Montreal, Canada. People call them posers, poseurs, etc. but there is no such musical genre as 'Poser-rock.' People who listen to Simple Plan are also labeled posers but this again is not true.

Person 1: I love Simple Plan.
Person 2: Simple plan are posers lol!
Person 1: Go play in traffic.

by some random pyro chick December 12, 2008

simple plan

Better than Avril Lavigne. Actually write their own music.Instead of stealing it from other bands. Great band in other words with the ability to write songs that mean something. New album out 12 February 2008.

Avril: omg like im sooooo totally cool. i even write my own like music!
ME:Bitch whatever! You cant play or sing worth shit! get a REAL job. *says underbreath "stupid muthafuckinbitchassho...BOO-YAH!*
Simple Plan: Yeah! why dont ou go steal another song!!

by thelovedocter...me! January 10, 2008