Chinese chicken salad 

The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.

"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"

Chinese chicken salad by Iddudes November 3, 2009

Balls Salad 

When a woman dives into a mans scrotum with her mouth.
She then proceeds to suck and nibble softly at each testicle and at times the entire scrotum is put into her mouth and caressed with the woman's tongue.

The beautiful woman in the corner with that nice man is going to be having one hell of a Balls Salad this evening.

Balls Salad by RickyPacific September 2, 2008

Pressed fruit salad

The pressing of one's penis and scrotum against a pane of glass, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. The opposite of a pressed ham.

That bastard just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!

Pressed fruit salad by Rossi September 18, 2003

Titty Salad 

when a woman takes advantage of a man and rubs her tits in and all over his face in a rough manner.

man: "Dude, we were just watching a movie when outta no where she took off her top and gave me a titty salad."

Titty Salad by youcanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009

march salad 

The mess within a hooker panties after marching the hoe stroll all night after many customers aka women's fromunda cheese

That trick need to wash that march salad, before she starts losing business!

march salad by Krustee August 14, 2015

israeli salad

Any sex act involving sticking a cucumber up your anus.

Lior wanted an Israeli salad the other night, but he had refused to go the store that day for cukes, so he was out of luck.

israeli salad by IsraeliChef September 20, 2017

Chicken Skeezer Salad 

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.

"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."

Chicken Skeezer Salad by Kum-Twat July 31, 2012