side salad

is getting or giving a tossed salad to a dwarf or midget.

At that bachelor party the dancers gave each other side salads.

by sg420 May 3, 2010

hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Salad Swerver

A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.

I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.

by Sffil June 2, 2008

pube salad

A large showing of pubes.

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"

by rnovak October 24, 2008

Salad Man

This term describes somebody who you just have minimal language for.

Harrison: "James is actually really cool."
Josh: "Nah, he's definitely a salad man."

by thekingofsalad July 15, 2014

Salad girl

A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.

A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.

"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl

by GOOSE-VF1 August 8, 2016

African Salad

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, followed by the immediate and subsequent need to shit in your own hand, rubbing the two substances together on your significant other's nose.

Be sure to use concise clockwise movements to ensure the salad is mixed in well.

Get ready, i'm about to give you an African Salad.

You should've seen the look on her face when I tossed up an African Salad for her.

I actually heard that if you rub in the African Salad well enough, it works as a really great moisturiser.

by SydneySinner69 January 2, 2021