Slamming on your brakes for a random fucking merge, and going from 70mph to 0mph in t-minus 5 seconds on a LA freeway.
Person not familiar with merge spots:
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)
LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)
LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
by MK the Political Scientist April 20, 2010
Get the LA traffic stopmug. The kind of greasy guy or gal who lives at best in section 8 housing and usually carries syringes, rubber bands, and/or tinfoil, but no ID or hairbrush.
My creepy neighbor has an assorted collection of bus stop rejects knocking on his door every day to buy drugs. A young, arguing couple just knocked on his door as I'm writing this sentence, no lie.
by Mister.Ed September 7, 2017
Get the bus stop rejectmug. by Sir Beatnik July 5, 2021
Get the Non't-stop Runa'mug. When a vehicle stops more than 2 car lengths behind the white line at a stop sign or stop light OR when a vehicle leaves more than 2 car lengths of space in front of it, and the vehicle in question is not a big rig or box truck.
Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.
If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.
This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
Most offenders are paying attention to their phones instead of the road. In an attempt to drive cautiously, these people leave *too much* space in front of them.
If there is enough space for you to parallel park in front of the vehicle, then that vehicle has performed a San Diego Stop.
This often morphs in to a California Roll if the offender comes upon a stop sign, or a San Diego Swerve if the offender is making a turn.
I noticed this lady next to me at the light had performed a San Diego Stop- I looked inside the window, and she was stuck on her phone! The lady was absolutely NOT paying attention to the road, or to the light for that matter which had turned green! SMH
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
Get the San Diego Stopmug. A Quote By A Twitch Streamer That Goes By The Name"AnniePants02" Let Out This Absolute Killer Quote During Her Stream On 11/16/2021
by That_Bitch_Ass_Nun November 16, 2021
Get the Why Stop At Orphansmug. The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.
Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.
Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.
Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.
Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.
It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.
by Kyrochi May 5, 2014
Get the Driver Test Stopmug. Megas are a type of Instagram ad that @hugeplateofketchup8 is trying to expose and ban but he calls meme pages Megas for some reason so meme pages started calling each other it as a joke so when telling someone to stop being a mega you are telling them stop being a scumbag.
Meme Page 1: Guys I’m sending my dick pic to the next 5 people that like my recent this is not a mega and all people that do Mega should stop being a mega
Meme page 2: Stop being such a mega ! You always act like such a little fucking mega and I’m sick of it I’m taking the kids.
Meme page 2: Stop being such a mega ! You always act like such a little fucking mega and I’m sick of it I’m taking the kids.
by Flippeyy January 7, 2021
Get the Stop being a megamug.