Smurfing

Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.

“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”

by Z.hanning June 25, 2018

Chocolate Smurf

Chocolate Smurf: Typically a little person, (but not limited to) who loves to give or receive butt stuff preferably with excrement or melted chocolate running down the crack

Hey man; there’s Alejandro… he’s a self proclaimed Chocolate Smurf

by Nashcar July 8, 2024

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow

Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow

by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023

Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020

Smurfed

When someone gets hit by a object or an insult

"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."

by jhonny window April 24, 2019

Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025