Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face

“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”

by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018

Hog-Slime

Hogslime- when the contents of a wet fart are enough to exit the anal cavity but not enough to reach the cloth of the underwear of the Sharting perpetrator; leaving the inner flaps of the butt cheeks covered in a thin but noticeable film of ass juice and stomach acid.

Ex. “I thought I was safe after that near shart explosion in the break room this morning but when I went to the bathroom just now I noticed my draws were clean but when I wiped my ass my cheeks were covered in HOG-SLIME!!!”

by Jp-Teencenter November 9, 2022

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Slimed

When on a wildland fire you get dumped upon by an air tanker that drops retardant.

Usually not a good thing.

If you get slimed you will get made fun of.

I heard the tanker coming but I couldn't get out of the way and I got slimed.

by AlistairMacIlherron September 21, 2009

Slimy Cyclops

While receiving oral sex, you sneeze and wipe it off with the back of your hand. Before climax, backhand your partner with said hand, and cum in partner's eye.

Chick was a freak, asked for the slimy cyclops while giving me head. Luckily for her I had a monster sneeze brewing.

by Bitch What?? August 3, 2008

Big Slime “Oh Yeah”

This fire ass track written, sung, and produced by Tommy Dimez of Upstate NY is available for streaming on Soundcloud. This song will take you deep in your feels through the use of creative lyrics, a catchy beat, and a rhyme scheme like no other. The song includes his white ass working hard to make it big. With 900 streaks and counting, this is sure to be a 2019 summer hit.

Gosh darn Billy, have you heard Tommy Dimez new hit single Big Slime “Oh Yeah”
Golly Todd I haven’t
It’s on Souncloud, check it out!

by Dr. Suesz December 14, 2018

Slimy Furgina

What you get when you touch a girl's leg on a friday.

A.K.A. Masturbation.

"Hey John, you got plans this weekend?" "I think I am getting laid. pause "gettin sum slimy furgina, hehe"

by T$hustluh August 29, 2009