by relaxo May 28, 2005
when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.
by john February 14, 2005
being called "ma'am" by an attractive man who obviously considers you to be his mother's peer, not his.
I had hoped he might be interested in me, but when I was ma'am slammed, I realized he obviously considered me too old.
by 1SmartBlonde July 02, 2009
by Matt November 03, 2003
I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.
by Daddy Ruxpin November 08, 2010
In the standing 69 position, in the midst of passionate lovemaking, the man screams "TTTTTIIIIMMMMMMBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!" and jumps down a staircase in the pile-driver positon. It is advised that the man removes his penis from the woman's mouth prior to commencing said act.
My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE
by A-seven September 20, 2009
The act of violating a cupcake with one's cock and then face fucking someone, thereby giving them both cupcake *and* cock in their mouth.
"Hey, what happened to that red velvet cupcake?"
"Oh, I cupcake slammed some trick with it last night."
"Oh, I cupcake slammed some trick with it last night."
by teh_muffin_min September 23, 2008