someone who fantasises about themselves to the point they would rather fornicate with themselves than others
by munter1 April 5, 2009
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1) Kanye West is a self-sucker, if given the opportunity, he would suck his own dick
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
2) Taylor Swift is not a self-sucker, she likely has no penis and is insecure and writes songs about everyone but herself.
3) The president of drama club has extreme self-sucker characteristics.
by President of JMV Mom Fan Club November 14, 2014
Get the Self-Sucker mug.Gathering in groups despite clear warnings against doing so during a pandemic, such as attending church services in person.
by N81Der April 7, 2020
Get the Self Cull mug.A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling
Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
Boss: (sarcastically) Right
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by robojay500 June 23, 2021
Get the Self-Care mug.A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.
1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.
2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.
by Hobbs_fan March 7, 2012
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by Doodoopie March 19, 2011
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