Emotionally Retarded

To have a serious or traumatic experience in your love life or just relationship that makes you confused on what you feel is right.

Damn, I've been in love with becca for over 3 years and she just betrayed me. I don't know what to do, I think I'm emotionally retarded.

by OrgasmicLarry September 1, 2016

Retarded South Islander

A mentally deficient person originating from New Zealand's Southern Island

"Retarded South Islander, Spanners Watson"

by Spanners May 9, 2005

e-retarded

Any word, person, place or thing that exhibits the quality of being retarded in a digital environment. Note that this includes anything prepending letters to words that don't belong there, e.g. e-tact.

Bob thought that all of these new-fangled and completely unnecessary words were just a little bit e-retarded.

by clandestine March 25, 2005

retarded_archer

1.A paranoid, Lazy, Kid who dislikes people who use the word "fag".
2. A creative name
3. Loathes people with girlfriends.

Retarded_Archer is a creative name.

by Danny October 7, 2004

retarded ballerina

as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")

Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!

by salad tits June 4, 2007

Retardicle

1. n. something someone says or does that is retarded

2. n. bits of retardedness

3. n. someone who is retarded.

4. adj. retarded

1. That sure was a retardicle.

2. Beatrice and I showed off our retardicles in that video.

3. Bailey is retardicle.

4. Katie gave retardicle answers to the teacher's questions.

by WOWitsOLIVE May 3, 2009

retardicious

Someone (or something) that overtly appears to be retarded, however, upon closer inspection, appears to be awesome. May be applied to something so stupid that it is cool.

"That girl over there is an idiot, but I heard she is easy...she's so retardicious."

"That girl at the other table is a total pig, but shes hot... pretty retardicious."

by gr8tdane July 6, 2009